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🚀 Triton Awaits: Humanity's Next Frontier—and the Limits of Our Reach
Written by: Sam Orlando STAUNTON, VIRGINIA - Neptune’s largest moon, Triton, is a world of contradictions: geologically active yet...
1 day ago
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Yet Another FOIA Appeal Against Augusta County Sheriff Highlights Ongoing Transparency Woes
Written by: Michael Phillips STAUNTON, VIRGINIA — A Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) appeal against Augusta County Sheriff Donald Smith...
1 day ago
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Scientists Invent a Color You Can't See, Artists Sell a Knockoff You Can't Afford
Written by: Sam Orlando STAUNTON, VIRGINIA - In the latest example of humanity asking "Can we?" instead of "Should we?", scientists at...
3 days ago
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AI Told Us How the World Ends. We’re… Not Okay With the Results...
Written by: Sam Orlando STAUNTON, VIRGINIA - We asked AI one simple question: “What are the top three most likely ways the human species...
Apr 23
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“I Am From the Year 2671”: Inside the Wild World of TikTok and Facebook Time Travelers
Written by: Sam Orlando STAUNTON, VIRGINIA - They claim to be from the future. They post blurry videos with cryptic captions. They’ve...
Apr 22
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County Pays $140K+ to Privately Owned Fire Station Where Staff Live in Cramped, Aging Conditions
Written by: Sam Orlando $140K in Public Funds, But No Upgrade Plans AUGUSTA COUNTY, VIRGINIA — Augusta County taxpayers shelled out more...
Apr 22
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PuppyGate: Baltimore Police Drama Goes "Full Frenchie"
Internal Affairs: Now investigating collar crimes, chew toy disputes, and emotional support grudges Written by: Sam Orlando BALTIMORE,...
Apr 21
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Menu Item #9: Bribe with a Side of Fries - Florida Food Inspectors Face Indictments
Written by: Sam Orlando MIAMI, FLORIDA - In today’s episode of “Florida, Why Are You Like This,” two Miami-Dade food inspectors have been...
Apr 21
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Antimatter vs. Matter: How the Universe Might Have Cheated to Let You Exist!
Written by: Sam Orlando STAUNTON, VIRGINIA - If the universe had played fair after the Big Bang, you wouldn’t be here reading this....
Apr 21
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Did Nostradamus Predict the Death of Pope Francis—And the Rise of a Final Antichrist?
Written by: Sam Orlando STAUNTON, VIRGINIA - As Catholics worldwide mourn the passing of Pope Francis, who died on Easter Monday at the...
Apr 21
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A Microscopic Grand Prix? LA to Host First-Ever Competitive Sperm Race
Written by: Sam Orlando LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — In a world where sports coverage has seemingly exhausted every niche—from competitive...
Apr 20
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Woman Wanted for Nelson County Homicide Had Recent Legal History with Victim, Community Says
Written by: Sam Orlando NELSON COUNTY, VIRGINIA — A 22-year-old woman from Augusta County, Katelynn Ann Hipes , is wanted in connection...
Apr 20
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GSA Shared Top Secret White House Blueprints with 11,000 Workers for Years. Whoops!
Written by: Sam Orlando STAUNTON, VIRGINIA - In a story that could make even seasoned bureaucrats wince, officials at the General...
Apr 20
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Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office: Florida Man Meets Law Enforcement Edition
Written by: Sam Orlando JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA — If law enforcement agencies had baseball cards, the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office might...
Apr 19
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