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PuppyGate: Baltimore Police Drama Goes "Full Frenchie"
Internal Affairs: Now investigating collar crimes, chew toy disputes, and emotional support grudges Written by: Sam Orlando BALTIMORE,...
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Menu Item #9: Bribe with a Side of Fries - Florida Food Inspectors Face Indictments
Written by: Sam Orlando MIAMI, FLORIDA - In today’s episode of “Florida, Why Are You Like This,” two Miami-Dade food inspectors have been...
55 minutes ago
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Antimatter vs. Matter: How the Universe Might Have Cheated to Let You Exist!
Written by: Sam Orlando STAUNTON, VIRGINIA - If the universe had played fair after the Big Bang, you wouldn’t be here reading this....
1 hour ago
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Did Nostradamus Predict the Death of Pope Francis—And the Rise of a Final Antichrist?
Written by: Sam Orlando STAUNTON, VIRGINIA - As Catholics worldwide mourn the passing of Pope Francis, who died on Easter Monday at the...
2 hours ago
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A Microscopic Grand Prix? LA to Host First-Ever Competitive Sperm Race
Written by: Sam Orlando LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — In a world where sports coverage has seemingly exhausted every niche—from competitive...
18 hours ago
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Woman Wanted for Nelson County Homicide Had Recent Legal History with Victim, Community Says
Written by: Sam Orlando NELSON COUNTY, VIRGINIA — A 22-year-old woman from Augusta County, Katelynn Ann Hipes , is wanted in connection...
21 hours ago
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GSA Shared Top Secret White House Blueprints with 11,000 Workers for Years. Whoops!
Written by: Sam Orlando STAUNTON, VIRGINIA - In a story that could make even seasoned bureaucrats wince, officials at the General...
22 hours ago
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Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office: Florida Man Meets Law Enforcement Edition
Written by: Sam Orlando JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA — If law enforcement agencies had baseball cards, the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office might...
2 days ago
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Appellate Judges Question Augusta County’s Secrecy in FOIA Case: Could Tapes Soon Be Released?
ritten by: Michael Phillips STAUNTON, VIRGINIA - Augusta County’s attempt to keep a closed-door meeting recording under wraps may be on...
2 days ago
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Scientists Detect Signs of Alien Biomarkers: Have We Finally Found Life Beyond Earth?
Written by: Sam Orlando For the first time in history, scientists say we may have detected credible evidence of life beyond Earth . In a...
2 days ago
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Finger Lickin’ Fresh: KFC Launches Toothpaste for People Who Hate Mint and Love Chaos
Written by: Sam Orlando STAUNTON, VIRGINIA - Because nothing screams "oral hygiene" like poultry breath, KFC has partnered with Aussie...
6 days ago
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President Trump: Stand Against Reverse DEI Injustice—It's Time to Pardon VA Sheriff Scott Jenkins
An Open Letter to President Trump Written by: Sam Orlando, Editor, Breaking Through News CULPEPER, VIRGINIA — Now that you're back in...
Apr 6
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Augusta County Declares War on Bunnies—One Nonprofit at a Time
Written by: Sam Orlando AUGUSTA COUNTY, VIRGINIA – At long last, Augusta County has done what no one else dared to do: Crack down on the...
Apr 5
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Newly Discovered ‘Super-Earth’ Just 20 Light-Years Away Could Host Alien Life
Written by: Sam Orlando STAUNTON, VIRGINIA - Astronomers have identified a promising new candidate in the search for extraterrestrial...
Apr 5
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